Sunday, December 31, 2017

LAST POST OF 2017


Last workout of 2017!
Y'all:


Tonight is New Year's Eve. It's the end of 2017, a year that has had many ups and downs. It's a time for reflection, for apple cider, and for avoiding human contact.

I have no plans for the evening, so I've decided that I will update my blog. You know, the blog I forget about for months on end. Yeah. So I'm going to watch Netflix-flavored Voltron and update my blog. And you, my imaginary readers, shall reap the benefits of my lack of social life.
Aren't you lucky?

Friday, December 1, 2017

December 2017 Update


Y'all:


Well now, I haven't updated in...way too long. I really need to get better at this (he says, not for the first time). Ah well, I'm here, and hopefully that counts for something. If not, well, deal with it. There's hardly anyone who even reads my blog (maybe it's because I never update?). It's time for an update!

[cue theme music]

[nevermind, there's no budget for theme music]

[pretend there is theme music]